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This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Name:
Roo
Birthdate:
23 August 1985
Location:
Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Website:
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Schools:
Highland High School - Highland, IL (1999 - 2003)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
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alfred hitchcock, being snarky, cerulean, dancing really badly, dave barry, dr pepper, drinking with straws, dudes named muff, dvd extras, falling down, fauxhawks, fenders, gene rayburn, gq motherfuckers, harry potter, hobbits, kirk/spock, kissing, led zeppelin, leonard nimoy, lord of the rings, macs, marching band, mil millington, nintendo, not sharing this interest, old school nickelodeon, pacifism, pervy hobbit fanciers, queen, robert-pattinson's-seedy-opium-den-of-doom, rocko's modern life, rolling stone, roos, rosencrantz and guildenstern, rufus wainwright, sleeping in random places, slytherin, squeeing, tattoos, tongue tricks
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User Number: 3108766
Date Created:5/10/2004
Number of Posts: 960
Snarky and unashamed, Roo is a lap kitten with hair like a vagabond. She exists to judge you and find you wanting, and is probably right indignant about your grammar too.
Strengths: Crippling rhetoric, drive-by icon love, skills in laptop-flinging and remembering jokes long after they cease to be funny.
Weaknesses: Anything that makes her feel wee and precious, bubblewrap, child-star exposes.
Special Skills: Dungeon-lurking, word vomit, falling half-naked into the bushes, coming up with fifteen good reasons why she deserves to sit in your lap, MacGyver-style wiring
Weapons: Crack shot with a miniature golf club and language that would make a sailor blush
Motto: "I'll put out that fire right after my nap. Check back in an hour."


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