This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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23 August 1985
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Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry.

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User Number: 3108766
Date Created:5/10/2004
Number of Posts: 960

Snarky and unashamed, Roo is a lap kitten with hair like a vagabond. She exists to judge you and find you wanting, and is probably right indignant about your grammar too.
Strengths: Crippling rhetoric, drive-by icon love, skills in laptop-flinging and remembering jokes long after they cease to be funny.
Weaknesses: Anything that makes her feel wee and precious, bubblewrap, child-star exposes.
Special Skills: Dungeon-lurking, word vomit, falling half-naked into the bushes, coming up with fifteen good reasons why she deserves to sit in your lap, MacGyver-style wiring
Weapons: Crack shot with a miniature golf club and language that would make a sailor blush
Motto: "I'll put out that fire right after my nap. Check back in an hour."

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